Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Little nonya Nicole seah

Opposition Party

Nice pic my friend showed me.
Aniway one can take credit for it? I would like to properly acknowledge it

Anti-opposition?

How many times I must say I am not anti-opposition? If you have anything you want me to post, please send to me. I base on contributions. But if you never send me anything, then its your fault la. So don't complain if you not willing to lift your fingers to photoshop anything.

And also out there got too many pro-opposition materials see til sian, that is why I appeal that we have some from the other side. I want some balanced stuff. The most recent Chibi poster is balanced view, I personally don't see it as chibi, kinda degrading to aljunied pple, but I put it up anyway k.

Nicole reply on fb

To all fairness, I will wan to publish her replies oso

Dear all, some people have been casting doubts on where I stay. To clarify - My electoral address is registered under my grandma's place in Joo Chiat SMC. But I have stayed in Tampines for the past 12 years. My Tampines neighbours were at tonight's rally and they can vouch that I stay near the stadium.

Nicole Seah Saga: censored

Wah seh, I got alot alot alot of hits, traffic cannot take it liao.. but I received a email from someone claiming to be his uni classmate.

Dear blogger,

I am writing in response to the fact that you are right, Nicole Seah does not stay in Tampines. As below, I am representing Nicole Seah's classmate in university as well as many friends together.

 I would like to talk about her character. In school, she is obnoxious little bxxt that feel she is high and mighty, especially with the fact. I am also with the campus observer and we have to do that as part of the module. We are all equals in school yet she feels that because she is in the university scholarship program, she is better then us. Initially we would not want to make any comments about her, as this would amount to "character assassination", and we are all unhappy with the incumbants right now. However, this is not "masak masak" as she states it, she portray herself in a hypocritical manner, that she is "Weak and innocent", when the fact she is a bxxx bxxxstabbing qxxxn. I am writing this email to you because as much as we hate the current administration, I would not want her to step up as an MP, from experience, we have seen that she has wild ambitions and cannot phantom the fact that she will get into a position of national interest.

The last straw came when we now saw that she acts like she is heartlander when the fact is that she does not stay in Tampines, much less for the past "12 years" as she claims. She has all the while been staying in Siglap area. Editors, please check her IC to verify the validity of my statements. If it is true, then you can trust the rest of my statements. We are not sour grapes as we have now all graduated and are doing well it our respective fields. And if it false, we would gladly retract the statements. We are political apatites, so let us be heard for once.

Please remove my name and contact details if you decide to publish. As I cannot access the Txxx Rxxxx website due to the fact that it is down, I cannot send to them. If you may.


Yours Sincerely,
xxxxxsx

Censored abit, dun wan too many chor lor words

Breaking news: Nicole Seah don't stay tampines

A person emailed us claiming that he knows her and she doesn't stay in tampines. In fact she stays in landed property. I don't know. Anyone can verify?

We usually report on satire but oh well.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Chibi Aljunied


Thx to Jack and Lod for this rendering. For all you guys, pls do not copy off, but link it here. Thanks!

People have sent me comments for being anti-opposition, just to clarfiy, I am not, but there are too many anti-govt anti-establishment comics out there, just want to balance out. I hope this neutral post will quell many of these rumours.

Just a OMFG moment

Old horses

Courtesy of LL: With regards to Yee Jenn Jong saying the PAP are old horses.

Juicy Angmoh

This should have been PAP Manifesto

This is what the current PAP manifesto. So boring and so many pictures, dun need to say so much, just do this below. (Thx to Kelvin)



They are right, the current PAP manifesto SUCKS. alot of pictures. They should just do this.

Monday, 2 May 2011

Bye bye Singapore

Aljunied blank cheque

Voting Vs. UFO

Chiam abit forgetful liao

Remember, no need to study can be lawyer

Low Thia Kiang forget to ask Lim Hng Kiang

This is my own rendition. I was informed by the source that the quote might not be actual, but almost there.

Low Thia Kiang forgot to ask Lim Hng Kiang

Apparently a friend told me this,
Chen Show Mao on the rally this evening (2 May 2011) asked the crowd, why didn't Singaporeans ask how many foreign talent and why 30% as Lim Hng Kiang said, he heard someone from the crowd shouted "Why didn't low thia kiang ask?"

George Yeo Fit!!!!

Not V well photoshopped, but thanks for contribution :D

George Yeo the flash

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Tiger Vs. Sick Cat

Thanks for the contribution

$60 Billion to Malaysia Boleh

$60 Billion Spare Change

PAP working ahead!!!

Unlike potential Gay MPs, they don't work in behind(tongue in cheek hor), they work ahead!

Intro intro

I've received alot of messages via Face book within a short period. I'm sick of Anti-PAP or Anti-govt things. who say cannot joke around with oppositions also?
We welcome contributions too sgsilentmajority@gmail.com

 the pictures collated online and stuff, this is for satire only hor, mai so serious leh.

Lady Gaga is also a PAP member



When can we field her? SMC she also win!

George Yeo The Lightning Minister

My favourite minister

SDP Questionairre.